Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name. Fuck that D:
Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense. Or that I like.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Stuff Evan Needs to Live. First Item: Moutain Dew

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: I was torn between: Evan looks like Ethan Hawke and Evan looks like Wankus on steroids

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Evans Says That Critics Have Distorted His Report on Gun Location. There are no battleships in the United States Navy that would fill and sink within one hour, even though they were pierced with three twelve-inch shells. Rear Admiral Robley D. Evans, ex-commander of the Atlantic Fleet, writes this in the February number of Hampton's Magazine. I thought this ordeal was over with D:

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Evan wants a new comforter to take to Dartmouth and Seth needs new pants. Too bad me and Seth ruined those last pair.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: No matter what Evan does, animals keep following him and his beard keeps growing. ROFL. Evan Almighty

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Evan hates the cops. Danny is the moth to Evan's flame, and despite Danny's street smarts, he's drawn into the crime of the moment: the kidnapping of his boss's son. Now that’s a good little bitch.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Evan asks me to be quiet, then please, then shut up, followed by I will fall asleep soon if you don’t quit babberling. The bitch was loud!

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Evan then goes to the movies with Kayleigh and Tommy, who are also dressed differently than they were during the mailbox incident. Oh God. I remember that damn mailbox

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: "I think Evan likes black people for all the wrong reasons," Skylar observes.24 So what reasons are these? Judging from Evan, they appear to be taking the ...” After that it talked about how Evan looks at blacks like a master leers at a slave.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Evan eats some of the remaining Monster. It was referring to a giant hamster. . . .

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Evan wears a look of deep concern. >C

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Evan was arrested for drunk driving. Cindy was devastated by his relapse. She thought Evan would change for her. Instead, his unresolved habits resurfaced. Sorry babe. I lied.